*First time glitter poster*
My favourite t-shirt (I bought it) says 'I love Vodka' and then has a very cute very happy looking girl holding a glass (of vodka, presumably).

There's a whole range with 'I love boys', 'I love girls' 'I love talking', and you're probably getting the idea, right?

Department of redundancy department!!!!!!!! or lets go bushwacking

oh i've got some!
=)

plain white shirt

I wrote this to distract you. Worked, didn't it?

Nice, aren't they?

Front: Bow to your master.
Back: Mistress __________

(in small writing)
IF you are close enough to read this, you are seconds away from getting arrested.

EVIL

If you're close enough to read, how do they look?

Rawr.

Smile if you're not wearing underwear.

Princess today, Goddess tomorrow

What the hell are you looking at?

I LOVE SCHOOL
(when its closed)

Thats MISS Bitch to you.

Why don't you look me in the eye?

stop staring

what should i put on this shirt?

Do you really think I don’t realize you’re staring at my tits?

I hate you. Now feed me. See, you’ll even read a t-shirt slogan written by a cat

Tell your pants its not nice to point.

*LMAO* oh my god that is some serously funny shit there. I loved the last one. my boyfriend even thought they were funny. (He never finds anything funny.)

you should really think about publishing those!

coleenie

When I first glanced at the second sentence I thought it said "plain white sh*t"

my favorite one ever is:

CRACK IS NOT THAT ADDICTIVE

also,
i <3 your mom

and "i'm not gay but my boyfriend is"

*I'm not lazy, i'm just happy doing nothing.
*I'm not evil, i'm just up to no good.
*Normalcy is for whimps.

i just made my friend a tee that says boys are yucko on it in honor of her fav book 'Boys Are Yucko'. i have also thought of one that says 'joe knows' on the front and'what you did last summer' on the back. like thoses joes crab shack tees? ya get it? i thought this was amazingly funny but i have to explain it to everyone who i tell and theyre all like"ooh. yeah. thats funny." and thats not very reasurring. anyway this is a good idea. all those sites are really good. i also like 'Who puts those Thin Ice signs out there?' and 'WWJD' and 'for a klondike bar'under it, but i think thats copywritten.or copywrited. whatever.
luvv tay

My friend made a shirt that says "too cool for school" and has been wearing on the first day of school every year for a little while now. Over half the people at her school are new every year so it doesn't get old.

here are some of mine:


im a little tea pot
i met the man on the moon
tooth fairy in training
shine my shoes
hello my name is little bunny foo foo

>>>fashionchicky
really like the tooth fairy one. btw, have you heard the moldy peaches cover of little bunny foo foo??? that's how I became familiar with it myself, never heard of it before.

following a train of thought here, the moldy peaches were in stockholm last week, and the female singer said that people could give them a hug after the concert. I was thinking, the people that got around to it could wear t-shirts with "hugged by a moldy peach". you know, kind of like a paraphrase of "touched by an angel". that is a tv show, right?? sorry, I'm thinking through typing. I should stop getting up so early...

Geoff's Fat Girlfriend
*a friend of mine made that when some trash talking about her got a little out of hand. When she wears it, people talking crap about her can't even look her in the eye!

LOL Carolbeth that reminds me of the feminist reclamation of words like "slut" -- e.g. Kathleen Hanna from Bikini Kill performing topless with it written across her chest...wonder if slut would be a good thing to put on a t-shirt, or would some ppl take it literally?

I seen someone at my school with a t-shirt that read: "Satan is a nerd".

ha ha!
i like that one

I have an old shirt from the hilton hotels that says:
"I only sleep with the best"

And I get quite the cross section or responses to it. Sometimes people really laugh and are amused by my keen sense of humor and sometimes the look of lust or that "i am the best--let's f*ck" look creeps me out.

careful what you ask for...

this isn't really as funny as just random statements on any shirt, which i do endorse, but this stemmed from a little chat i had with a couple of my friends.
we had been noticing how many young girls have been wearing tight colored shirts with cliche slogans like "princess", "goddess", or the racier "bitch" emblazoned upon them in glitter. We just got to thnking about how funny it would be if someone made the same style of tee shirt saying things like "prostitute", "introvert", "ugly", "oppresed" or "athiest".
But please, no offense to any patrons of the glitter shirt phenomenon.

Hey all... I've actually been thinking about making t-shirts that poke fun at those "princess," etc. glitter shirts but say more accurate (& interesting ;) things. But to get the proper effect, I think I might have to make them glittery... What experiences have you guys had with glitter paint? Should I use an iron on transfer and then put the glitter paint over the letters? (My thought--easier to read, and if/when the paint comes off, the iron on stuff might stay.)

I know some people look down on iron ons, but I've just recently been playing with them (I got some paper on sale that isn't even made for my printer, but it seems to be working okay except when it gets stuck ;) and it's fun. I screen print occassionally, but I'm not much of an artist (and I use pantyhose on misc. frames, so I don't always have the right stuff on hand to screen print) and this is easier and more fun when I'm just in a silly mood.

Anyway...

WONDERFUL idea!!! hmm...where's my transfer paper....

These are the coolest ideas! I'm going to try some.
Here's what I like to do: I make up a word or phrase that sounds like a really pretentious band name (some lame ones: crackerbarrel, bin, insane clown posse - oh wait), then I print it out in a cool font that I download from the internet (i like Cardiff), and make a sort of logo. People always think its a real band. I love it.

I found these sayings at another website...

Feeling blue? Wear red!
Apologize NOW or pay later.
Chill Out! Road rage is for losers!

Here's a few I heard recently:

I said "no" to drugs, but they didn't listen.

Always remember you are unique just like everyone else

I need someone real bad...Are you real bad?

So you're a feminist. Isn't that cute.


I'd like to see the type of person who would wear a shirt with the last saying on it! Omigod! It's so bad!

I feel bad because I just joined and I didn't read all of the posts before, so I hope nobody already said these, but:

Do elephants cry?
I play golf! Really!
You're not so lucky!
Have you ever thought?


P.S. I bought this t-shirt at the thrift store the other day, obviously a little kid's. It's orange and it says "I was flat until I got FLUFFY"
The fluffy is in HUGE sparkly gold letters....I don't understand what it means at all. Is that a common expression? Can anyone explain it to me? It's driving me crazy!

Gold Digger

My doorknobs are made of diamonds, I sleep on a bed of money, and I eat emerald flakes for breakfast!!

Wouldn't you just love to have my $75,000,000,000,000??

$$$ I LOVE MONEY! Don't you? $$$

(Those are for more t-shirts, I don't actually say things like that)

beware the frumious bandersnatch

(i think that's how it's spelled. you might want to look that one up...)