Do you know anyone who is really, actually stupid? Not like "Oh, they did a dumb thing" stupid, but really not smart...to the point where it's REALLY annoying/pathetic/hilarious?
A co-worker of mine is stupid. Literally, fully stupid. I cannot stand her, for MANY MANY MANY reasons. One is that she is just SO damn clueless.
She went to school for her job ("skilled labor" I suppose) and still has NO idea how to do it. She's constantly asking me "how do I do this? How do I do that?" But then has the balls to tell ME how to do MY job (Which she doesn't know how to do or what it actually entails either.)
Has anyone used gold leaf? You know it comes in 2 kinds...a thin layer on paper and one that's more loose and not quite in sheets. Well, she was gold leafing a sign and used the loose stuff because "the other stuff is too hard to peel off the paper." Um...you don't peel it off, you stick it to the sizing and it comes off the paper. The sign looks like SHIT and this is something she "learned" in school.
Her name is Michelle, but goes by something else, and one day she was reading a thing in a magazine that said something about Sarah Michelle Gellar. She reads "Sarah Michael Geller". HELLO! That's YOUR OWN DAMN NAME!
Then there's the "Doo-vet" cover. The time she tried to kill my fish AFTER I told her you can't just add tap water to the bowl. I know there's more, I just can't think of them right now....she's SO dumb.
Anyway, I have a hard time dealing with her. Partly because she's stupid and partly because she's a moody, nosey, gimme gimme bitch.
Tell me your tales of TRUELY stupid people and how you deal with them.