http://www.sculpey.com/Projects/projects_SwirledPenHolder.htm

or is my imagination just filthy? :D

wow! that is pretty interesting........maybe we just have dirty minds.

Oh man, that's a really unfortunate camera angle.

i DO see what you see, ya bloody perv...

:)

roxy, who will think twice about biting the end of her pen

roxy: lol... my former professor who bragged he was a feminist used to say it's no coincidence that "pen" is basically the same word as "penis" (uh?), considering how many women writers have been ignored throughout history... side note there.

hahaha

"To condition, roll and squeeze in your hands until the clay becomes soft and pliable."

Boom chica Wah Wah! oooh, steamy.

Wait, this is a project for KIDS! I'm scandalized.

"To condition, roll and squeeze in your hands until the clay becomes soft and pliable."


Funny, when I roll and squeeze it in my hands it becomes harder, not softer....


Oh yeah. CLAY. Yeah, that's it.

Nevermind!

Wait! What do you all see? All I see is a bunch of ugly pens....oh wait, they look like those expensive cheesy swirl glitter dildos, which look kind of like....OH MY GOD!

this is totally funny shit, yo.
pnt

whoa, there's FIVE of them!

Penicillin should clear that up in a week or so.

My hubby walked by when I was looking at that site and he said, 'oh, penises'.
Nope, not just you.
-gg

Oh my, in 5 different colours no less!

i bet ladyjane wouldn't mind squeezing Clay.

KattWalk: Ha!

Those look a little too, um, thin to really be of much use.

researchasaurus, it's not the pen, it's the penmanship. :)

kattwalk:
it took me about two minutes to get your joke and then i fell out of my chair.

Kattwalk: BWAAHHHH-HHAAAAA-HAAAAA!!!
"Squeezing Clay"!!!!!! ;)

kattwalk: badabing! ladyjane sure does have a reputation around here!

:)

Those pens remind me of a section in some men's mag where readers send in pictures of 'found porn'--either signs with inadvertantly naughty phrases, or phalic objects...

I have a question about these pens. I understand you take out the ink thing before baking but what happens to the plastic pen case that the clay's stuck to? Would it not melt thereby preventing the ink thing to go back inside? I want to make a few.

circe

yes that looks like a penis!
are these for little kids?!!?

please do not bake penis for 15 minutes at 225 degrees!

3. Push your "cooled pen" into the "base", so it will fit in after the "base" is "baked."

no no trench, you take the ink thing out and toss away the plastic case. just make the clay around the ink cartridge

That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time!